Forget Mr. Potato Head or the Easy Bake Oven! Archie McPhee’s bestselling Hot Dog Hideaway kit ($79.95) comes with enough cured deli slices and kosher dogs (Over 10 pounds!) to make a veritable McMansion of meat! Just follow the included blueprints and use the pate spackle to join it together and smooth over the rough edges. Not only will you get the complete Hot Dog Hideaway, but also a set of meat landscaping materials to make pimento loaf trees and meatball bushes. Please note that the kit will only remain edible for three weeks without refrigeration.