The Fiskars, Cuts+More Scissors ($20) are far more than your average pair of scissors. Taking a cue from the multi-tool world, Cuts+More scissors integrate other cutting implements including a: wire cutter, twine cutter, power notch for cutting light rope, pointed awl tip and bottle opener.
The blades also separate, allowing you to use one as a titanium-coated knife. The scissors are completely dishwasher safe, warrantied for life, and include a sheath that serves triple-duty as a tape cutter and ceramic scissor sharpener.
Exactly what I want for Christmas!