Burger King Selling Meat-Scented Body Spray

Burger King is on a roll. Or maybe a bun. Just in time for Christmas giving, they’re offering something special for rude fast-food dudes.

 

The chain has debuted “Flame,” a new men’s body spray that promises to make the guys on your Christmas list smell like “flame-broiled” meat. Even if their significant others are offended, their dogs will love them.  Cats will worship at their feet.  A little spritz before that post Christmas hunting trip will attract carnivorous animals from miles around.

 

The warped BK marketers are actually selling “Flame” online via Ricky’s, a New York-based costume retailer, for the amazingly low price of $3.99. Click HERE to place your order. Not available from your nearby drive through. Makes a perfect stocking stuffer for the olfactory challenged in your life.

 

Rumors that Burger King will offer a body wash that smells like French fries in time for Valentine’s Day are unfounded.

 

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Published by Larry Fire

I write an eclectic pop culture blog called THE FIRE WIRE that features articles about books, comics, music, movies, television, gadgets, posters, toys & more!

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