The Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol

The Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol ($39.99) has a port on the side to load in mini marshmallows – 15 of ’em. Then pump the front about 20 times or so and load the tank with air. You are now ready to fire mallow after mallow in rapid succession until all 15 have been fired. Really, one filling is all you need for a full magazine of sugary ammo. The Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol looks great with its classic sci-fi curves, and feels great. Use some starchy ammo, and you get an added bonus – a cloud of starch with each mallow fired. Marshmallow Mforcer Semi-Automatic Pistol – ready for rain down sugary pain on your friends and/or coworkers. Load ’em up!

Published by Larry Fire

I write an eclectic pop culture blog called THE FIRE WIRE that features articles about books, comics, music, movies, television, gadgets, posters, toys & more!

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