I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual product that people apparently need.
According to the infomercial, every meal is an adventure with the Happy Hot Dog Man! The entire family can get in on the fun, as you transform those boring old hot dogs into exciting figures you design… and eat! With ketchup, mustard, pickles or cheese. Turn it into whatever you please, and with endless possibilities, your Happy Hot Dog Man will make you smile again and again.
For a limited time, you’ll get a set of four – two in red, two in yellow – for only $10.99 plus $6.99 shipping and handling. As an added bonus, you’ll receive the Ketchup Critter and Mustard Monster bottle toppers. Happy Hot Dog Man is not available in stores so you can place your order HERE and have fun playing with your wiener.