Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire

This original carte de visite (small photograph) from 1870 shows a man who looks hauntingly similar to Nicolas Cage. The only logical explanation is that the Academy Award winning actor is a vampire who has lived for over 150 years.

Should you wish to purchase this unique image, it’s available on eBay with a starting bid of $1,000,000. Seems reasonable?

According to the eBay ad, “This is not a trick photo of any kind and has not been manipulated in Photoshop or any other graphics program. It’s an original photo of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.”

Published by Larry Fire

I write an eclectic pop culture blog called THE FIRE WIRE that features articles about books, comics, music, movies, television, gadgets, posters, toys & more!

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